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I’m a fuckin’ hugger

It’s even worse when they say it and just stand their smirking

Your mom comes in and sets down a generic plastic bag filled with little white boxes with the words “thank you

and just like a person

that doesn’t mean you have to take it out on everyone

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and cursed them with fear of water

with a great personality to boot

she’s always smiling and jumping with joy

Coffee is to humans as catnip is to cats