'I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE' EMERALD T-SHIRTFit Regular Fabric Heavy weight, 220 GSM, 22 singles, 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose) Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

Neck ribbing

For when you want to look sporty but scream emotionally unavailable

and that’s exactly how you like it

Embroidered Patch

The camo print logo screams stealth while the crisp white tee makes you stand out like a sore thumb — it’s fashion’s ultimate contradiction

The camo logo ensures no one will see you coming… except they totally will

👉 Basically: the only camo that was made to be seen

because being not bad is already doing plenty

and tax evasion energy on the inside

100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)

do-not-disturb layer

Like the brand name says