Smells Like a Repossession Funny CandleTHE ULTIMATE DEBT DEFYING GAG GIFT: We all have that one friend (or maybe it's you) whose phone is permanently on "Do Not Disturb" to avoid those pesky 1 800 numbers. This "Repossession" candle is the perfect hilarious gift for anyone navigating the high stakes game of credit scores and financial chaos. 100 HOURS OF DODGING BILLS: Your debt might be accruing interest, but this candle is a one time investment in pure peace. Our massive 16oz mason jar

deep rose scent that smells exactly like a fresh bouquet

​Place 1-2 wax cubes in the metal dish

a sharp pair of boots

American-made gift they’ll keep long after the wax is gone

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins is a Vanilla scent with touches of sweet

This strong scent smells just like grandmas homemade Pecan Pie

The distressed

our premium oils are designed to fill a room without being overpowering

Watermelon Taffy is a strong sweet scent with top notes of watermelon

Hope Your New Neighbors Aren’t Crackheads

the label speaks for itself

neutralizing energy of Sun Washed Citrus