Fastbond [Revised Edition]Set: Revised Edition Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {G} You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, Fastbond deals 1 damage to you.

At the beginning of your next end step

Set: Unlimited Edition Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2} At the beginning of each player's upkeep

grant me the power I am due

Set: Limited Edition Alpha Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {W} Cast this spell only during combat before blockers are declared

The goblins say it used to be larger

Target opponent chooses two of those cards

Set: Future Sight Type: Land Rarity: Rare {T}: Add {C}

Set: Mercadian Masques Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{G} Exile a creature you control: Add X mana of any one color

Before any major undertaking

Set: Planechase Type: Creature — Zombie Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{B}{B} Zombie spells you cast cost {1} less to cast

They only specify the consequences should you fail

are truly absurd