Whiners All City Baby BodysuitThe Whiners are a dominant franchise. Undefeated in the regular season and the postseason (which is also the regular season, because whining has no off season). The athletic department is very proud. The Details: Gold distressed arched text reads "Whiners" at the top. Below, a large white distressed "W" sits flanked by two red stars. Gold text below reads "All City" in bold block letters. At the bottom, white text reads "Athl" and "Dept" with a small

but a championship is a championship

Your kid runs the yard and the yard respects the game

Below sits a large illustration of a blueberry muffin in a pleated wrapper

Green ink on a gold/mustard yellow background reads "Misbehavin

a big grin

with "SERVED HERE" in smaller italic capitals underneath

calligraphy-forward holiday design

the deepest puddle

unfiltered chaos

Yellow distressed hand-lettered text reads "Don't Grow Up

White distressed illustration of a black cat perched on the edge of a crescent moon with a smiling face

This is advanced toddler engineering