Feral Girl Summer - Toddler TeeRules were made for other seasons. This one involves a raccoon on a shark, a cowboy hat, and zero apologies. The vibes are chaotic and the sunscreen was forgotten three hours ago. The Details: A black hand drawn illustration of a raccoon wearing a pink cowboy hat, riding a pink and white shark jumping out of blue water, with a yellow sun behind them. Below, black brush stroke text reads "Feral Girl Summer." Playful, wild summer illustration style on a

Black text arcs above reading "I'm A Hoot" in a bold retro rounded font

zero small talk about mortgages

Twenty-six letters and every single one of them is causing problems right now

Always has been

The muffin has visible blueberry dots throughout the top

with smaller text at the bottom reading "Brand

Retro cartoon style with red

White and yellow 4th of July design with "Oh Snap

Somebody has to make sure every single cookie meets the standard before Santa gets here

There is no denying it

Step one is non-negotiable

Membership is open to anyone under four feet tall with zero impulse control