They See Me Rollin' Snowball - Baby TeeSnow day protocol: get bundled up in fourteen layers, go outside, roll one snowball, declare it is too cold, and demand hot chocolate. Total outdoor time: four minutes. Total re dressing time: thirty five. The Details: White bold text at the top reads "They See Me" in a playful rounded font, with "Rollin" in a larger size below. Underneath the text is a vintage style illustration of a kid in a red jacket and blue beanie pushing a large white snowball

They showed up

and somehow gets all the credit

The silent communication that they own this house and you are merely staff

The snowman has a suspicious grin

and entirely non-negotiable

and the audience (you) cannot leave

walking with a musical note beside it

Santa's list is objective criteria and your kid is working the system

Then it becomes a lifestyle

No meetings

Walking is new

Halloween has levels