Tiny Stalker Baby BodysuitYou cannot go to the bathroom. You cannot check your phone. You cannot stand in one place for more than four seconds without a small person appearing directly behind you, breathing on your leg. The bestselling follow up from the author of "Where's My Momma?" The Details: A large white eye illustration with a blue iris sits centered at the top. Below, white distressed text reads "Tiny Stalker" in a bold thriller style font with decorative horizontal

You stop believing in Santa and Santa stops believing in you

"The" and "Is Real" appear in blocky uppercase lettering with a slight outline

the exact center of any sidewalk

This is not a defect

mischievous eyes

clean sans-serif capitals stacked in two lines

Fewer shoes

The most important sentence in the English language before 7 AM

Clean single-color white ink on a black tee with a minimal

Cats do not explain themselves

"Works Every Stinkin' Time" in serif text and "MFD

"of the" in small decorative script below