Veggies Review Youth TeeThe broccoli was thrown. The peas were hidden under the plate. The carrots were licked once and returned. The review is in, and vegetables are not getting a second season. The Details: Large white bold serif text at the top reads "Veggies." Below is a row of five yellow stars, with only the first star filled in solid (a one star rating). Underneath, white serif text reads "Yuck, would not recommend." Printed in white and yellow on a kelly green tee

"All-Star" appears in large block letters with "ATHL MVP DEPT" in smaller caps underneath

and now that it is finally here

There is spooky skeleton

No participation trophies

The award-winning floor performance at bedtime

Your kid earned this jersey with years of selective hearing

now operating at full capacity in every room of the house

Dues are paid in laundry you will never fold

The kind of sentiment that hits different when it is spelled out in gothic lettering by someone who still needs help reaching the sink

and blue ink on a navy tee with a vintage athletic trophy aesthetic

The charm is undeniable

Printed in green and white on a black tee with a spooky Halloween cartoon vibe