Fake Falls Fit Throwers Toddler TeeThe acting range is incredible. The dramatic collapse in the grocery store. The award winning floor performance at bedtime. Every fall is calculated, every fit is Oscar worthy, and the audience (you) cannot leave. The Details: Blue distressed arched text reads "Fake Falls" above "Fit" flanked by two stars, then "Throwers" in bold block letters, followed by "All State" and "Champs" in a flowing baseball script with a tail swoosh. Vintage athletic

White comic starburst accents and halftone dot patterns add action energy

Below sits an illustration of a yellow wooden slingshot with a red rubber band

Decorative scrollwork

Below sits a peach/orange cartoon butt logo with a navy outline and a small registered trademark symbol

Bold text reads "Floor Floppers" below

The award-winning floor performance at bedtime

Distressed golden-yellow text reads "Spooky Vibes Only" in a bold wavy retro font

The rest of the year they are just a tiny person who growls at strangers and runs directly into walls

They are a lifestyle

Coolness isn't taught

Your kid didn't just skip nap time

and peach on a navy tee with a vintage holiday cartoon style