Cute As Shit Toddler TeeThere is no denying it. The face is devastating. The smell, however, tells a different story entirely. Both things can be true at the same time. The Details: White distressed retro arched text reads "Cute As" above a large tan brown cartoon poo emoji character with big shiny eyes, freckles, and a wide grin. Retro mascot style with a distressed vintage texture on a black tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton.

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Typography-only design in a clean

The origin story every baby is too young to be embarrassed about

" above a yellow line illustration of a double-scoop ice cream cone with sprinkles and a dripping scoop

bold illustration with a slightly distressed texture on a royal blue tee

Nobody mentioned that three is just two with better vocabulary and worse attitude

Nobody told you about the part where you have not slept in three years and your car smells like goldfish crackers

First love

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Two red lightning bolts flank the slingshot on either side

A yellow playground slide with blue ladder sits between the first two lines