Jack AbsoluteThe brilliant first outing for a new kind of hero . . . In 1777 Jack Absolute is famous as the dashing lover in Sheridan's famous comedy THE RIVALS. However this notoriety comes as something of a shock to the REAL Jack Absolute when he disembarks at Portsmouth after four months at sea and seven years in India When his old commander is appointed to lead the army that will crush the American Revolution Jack's history in the Colonies becomes vital. Years

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and communicating

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John Maxwell

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