Hairy Christmas T-shirtThe Hairy Christmas T Shirt: because nothing says festive quite like rocking your wild side. Made with a tri blend fabric that delivers that vintage, fitted look, this tee stays soft enough for holiday lounging yet strong enough to survive wash after wash (and maybe even a few ugly sweater parties). Comfortable, durable, and just the right mix of merry and messy. 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, 25% rayonsoft, sturdy, and ready for holiday

But hey—you’re helping cut down on overproduction

We’re talking real

⚠️ Heads Up: Keep away from kids

Cone Brewers

no plane ticket required

on the cart page

and makes every cup taste like you actually care about self-care

Gross Weight: 2 lb (910g)

Flavor Notes (AKA Why This Slaps):

while they’re still warm and bursting with potential

Cocoa Powder: Because regular chocolate notes weren’t pretentious enough

and way better than the gas station sludge you’ve been pretending is coffee