Go Shorty It's Your Birthday Adult Unisex TeeThe whole country is celebrating. The fireworks are going off. And technically, yes, it is also the Fourth of July, but today is really about the birthday. National party, personal milestone. The Details: White distressed retro arched text reads "Go Shorty It's Your" with a star accent, wrapping around a cartoon illustration of a smiling USA map character wearing a striped party hat, surrounded by confetti and stars. Below, large white rounded text

The sandbox is not a toy

The illustration uses blue and golden-yellow ink in a vintage children's book cover style on a black tee

The kid sleeps between you now

Your kid rolls deep and they roll slow because the floor is the gas pedal

The cookout commandment: no bun

and somebody always spills something

Clean single-color print with a heavy metal typography vibe

rounded uppercase block letters

Your kid really tied the room together

The entry fee is one tooth

The cat will remember this

Smaller text reads "Dept