Bad Day To Be A Wiener - Baby TeeSomebody has to say it. And apparently it is going to be your toddler, in public, at maximum volume. Our baby tees are made of 100% fine ring spun cotton ensuring a smooth touch and comfy fit. Not intended for sleepwear. Remove child before washing.

Your kid is not here to scare anyone

Mixed typography featuring bold block serifs

the exact center of any sidewalk

And somebody had to say it

with a white bat flying nearby

Both have rubber-hose style arms and legs

Inspired by Austin Powers

They roll deep in the daycare and their weapon of choice is aggressive

Small white sparkle stars are scattered across the background

clenched fist

something about a wall socket calls to them like a moth to a flame

lurching toward you at alarming speed